We do what we can tomorrow in order for us not to do it today...
Procrastination Inc. is on the web!! We have been attempting to do what
we can to meet our goals. Of course, our goals mean a lot to us. Let me
introduce to you some of our main members:
President Tara Richardson:
She is a member of the IB Association and has been performing well in
the... (Wait a minute... How much am I being paid to write this? That's
right... She told me she would pay me later...)
Vice-President Robert Russ:
He is in charge of some odds and ends. He loves to do what he can
whenever things are in the correct situation. Well, you know what that
Secretary Andrew Staller:
Procrastination? Andrew? Are we sure that he should be a member? Oh,
Andrew, where are those notes from the meeting about our mission
statemnet? What?!?!? You never wrote them!! Why not? Oh... That's why
he is part of Procrastination Inc. Also, he is part of the Internation
Bacclaureate. I think that he likes sports, but I have never recieved
that survey form of his... I wonder why.
Treasurer A. Greedy Man:
He always has his, I mean, the organization's best interest (rate) on
his mind. And, WAIT A MINUTE!! I don't believe this, but I think that
this guy is NOT a part of the International Bacclaureate Association!
Complaint Department Listener: Our Complaint department will listen to every complaint...
Advisor Elliott Stern: One
of our founding members who has long loved to... That's odd! He didn't
return his survey either! It seems like a number of people haven't
turned in their surveys! Anyway, Elliott Stern is a member of the
International Bacclaureate Association and a member of probably a
number of other things... (We would know if would turn in his survey...
Oh, well, he isn't the only one who hasn't done so!). Oh, he has given
some great suggestions on how we should run the organization which the
Secretary wrote(?) down.
Translater Shannon Kelly: A
kind young lady that is very helpful in all of our efforts (Is that the
right word for what it was?). She is also a member of the International
Bacclaureate Association. (Is everyone in this organization? Well,
actually... NO!) She has taken time out of her schedule to do many
activities like... well, I'm not sure, but I know that she has done
wonderful things for the world in some way or another. I think it was
in Community Service and her trilingual abilities (You should see how
well she can speak in French, Spanish, and English!).
Director of New Committees Kharis Rojas:
He is who everyone looks up to in Science Class. Being an A student (is
that right?) who has never done anything wrong and helps to maintain...
Wait a minute! Who wrote this thing?... Written by Kharis Rojas. Should
have figured! Seriously, he is a member of the International
Bacclaureate Association and wonders how long the computers in some
areas can be down. One of his former classmates is also asking himself
Official UN Representative Annie Serovey: She's a Junior only because she procrastinated signing up for Senior Standing.
Project PROCRASTINATION Director Zahra Faghih:
She has been chosen to led our biggest project ever! Don't worry! It'll
get done... Some time soon, I'm sure of it! She is a member of that
Association we keep mentioning. She is also a very
Please Note: This Page is still
The Viceroy's Area
AND the one and only
Signs You Have Been In IB Too Long Page. With Signs like:
You have an internet connection on your calculator.
You wonder if there's Cliff's Notes on the Calculus book.
You still think "Saved By The Bell" was a documentary.
Your best hope for most classes is either divine intervention or a
strategically placed lightning bolt.
You have a TI-200 on layaway.
You think MTV is a formula for mass, temperature and volume.
You envy the unabomber's social life.
You think the meaning of life is: G = -RTlnK.
You write sentences on multiple choice tests.
You find your teacher saying, "CALM down the test is only worth
95% of your grade!"
It's the little things that confuse you.
You can type 70 words per minute -- on a TI-82.
Your TI-82 can now link with satalites so you can watch the learning
channel at lunch.
You exceed the 4200 word limit on the extended essay.
If you have any questions about Procrastion Inc, please feel free to email any of the members mentioned above.
NOTE: This is a joke page that was created back in the 90's and is kept for historical reference. Laugh and enjoy! ;)